Tuesday Apr 2 @ 09:48pmi like that toast is called toast because you toast it. life is not always complicated and i appreciate that
Tuesday Apr 2 @ 12:19pmImagine a concert venue with trampolines for floors omg
do you even fucking know what happens when more than one person jumps on a trampoline

Monday Apr 1 @ 02:33pm“Wow Mr. Balloon, we’re going to have so much fun together.” POP “Hey, Mr. Balloon are you okay? Wha- what the, OHMYJESUSSWEETMOTHEROFGOD?!”
I can never not reblog this. ALWAYS AUTO REBLOG.
That’s like the most delayed reaction ever.
FOREVER REBLOG <3

Friday Mar 29 @ 10:32pmI want an arrow tattoo because of the quote: An arrow can only be shot by pulling it backward. So when life is dragging you back with difficulties, it means it’s going to launch you into something great. So just focus, and keep aiming.
that is so deep I almost shit myself
i want that
Thursday Mar 21 @ 05:09pmI’m the kind of girl that would eat Doritos on her wedding day and accidently wipe her hands on her dress.




